Everyone seems to have a web page devoted to Spam®, that pink-fleshy-quasi-meat of Internet lore. Not to be outdone, Turk-o-Rama Industries has devoted part of our web site to Spam®. While we consider Spam® an alternative source of methane, it's rich in materials necessary for gaseous emanation and has a shelf life that will last well into the next millennia.
To the
right is a picture of the Spam® racing car on the Nascar circuit.
While the true fuel mixture is closely guarded secret, it is our
belief they are enriching their fuel with Spam®. Our tests prove
the methane produced would boost the performance of the car over
200%! Of course the toxic gas might cause the driver to expire.
Sometimes you've got to do what it takes to win, even if it means a
little brain damage!
SPAM®
Fun
Spam®, more than a luncheon meat, it's art.
Spam® games even your boss can play!
Not for the faint of stomach.
Ever want to throw in your 2¢ about Spam®? Now you've got a forum.
The low down on the manufacture of Spam®.
A small peek into a twisted mind, government conspiracies and all.
Better than sex with preformed Spam®.
SPAM® Clubs
Are you a member of the Spam® club?
The Spam® Appreciation Society
Devoted entirely to the subject of Spam®!
Cooking with SPAM®
Quite possibly some of the most disturbing recipes you'll ever read.
Real home cookin'', the way Mom never made it.
SPAM® Collectables
Can't ever get enough Spam®? Now you can buy collectables!
SPAM® Worship
If David Koresh ate Spam®...
Kneel down and pray before your master!
The Intergalactic Church of Spam®
Where to go if you have an out-worldly Spam® experience.
SPAM® Personal Pages
The Best looking Spam® page on the web: recipes, FAQ about Spam®, and links to other pages.
The definitive Spam® guide with audio files and links to other Spam® sites.
A well crafted archive of relevant Spam® information.
I always suspected as much...
Yet another Spam® Page.
